Best Desktop Gadgets, Office Weapons

Is coming to work at the office dull and boring? Well why not try spicing things up with a USB Missle launcher or how about a sound grenade? There are plenty of tools for creating your own office warfare. Why not blast that annoying secretary who a guided soft foam missle? That pesky mailman might be in for a surprise…

Desktop USB Missile Launcher

Are you ready for some in office warfare? With the Usb Missile launcher, you can conduct sneaky combat in your office. This thing is great. It comes with cd software that lets you control the gun from your computer. The gun swivels around 180 degrees so you can shoot anyone in the office. The gun is also air pressurized allowing you to get off a pretty good shot. This gun is good for waking someone up or simply creating a unique office environment.

USB Laser Guided Missile Launcher

This weapon looks just like the desktop USB Missile launcher, but think again, this one is equipped with its own red laser for better accuracy. This weapon has sound effects for getting the full sounds effect when “igniting” your missiles. It is easily controllable with your computer and maybe the best defense against someone who has already fully equipped their desk with USB weapons.

Sonic Grenade

Look out it’s the sonic grenade. Just what is this thing anyway? Well when you pull the pin, noise goes off until someone reinserts the pin. This is a sure fire way to distrupt a day at the office. Simply pull the pin, throw the grenade into the room, and they will have to hunt you down to get it to stop. It literally will keep beeping until the pin has been inserted. Parents use this as a tool to wake their kids up in the morning.